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应该学习哪种编程语言? [复制链接]

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在某个论坛上看到有人在问——“Which programming language should I learn first?”,看到了下面的这个回答,有点意思。

    Depends.

        * To program in an expressive and powerful language: Python
        * To get a website up quickly: PHP
        * To mingle with programmers who call themselves “rockstars”: Ruby.
        * To really learn to program: C.
        * To achieve enlightenment: Scheme.
        * To feel depressed: SQL
        * To drop a chromosome: Microsoft Visual Basic
        * To get a guaranteed, mediocre, but well paying job writing financial applications in a cubicle under fluorescent lights: Java.
        * To do the same thing with certifications and letters after your name: C#
        * To achieve a magical sense of childlike wonder that you have a hard time differentiating from megalomania: Objective C

    I could go on… but I’m not feeling hateful enough today.

翻译如下:

    看你的需要了。

        * 如果你想找一门表达力和功能都很强的语言:Python
        * 如果你想更快速地开发WEB程序:PHP
        * 如果你想和那些“摇滚明星”的程序员为伍:Ruby
        * 如果你想学真正的编程:C
        * 如果你想顿入空门的话:Scheme
        * 如果你想压抑的话:SQL
        * 如果你想基因突变成为非人类的话:Microsoft Visual Basic
        * 如果你想要得到一个有保证的,但普普通通的,收入还不错的,在一间小卧室的荧光灯下写一些金融应用的工作:Java
        * 如果你想在你的名字后放上一些认证和证书:C#
        * 如果你想得到一些很像在自大狂和孩子气区分的那种魔幻般的感觉:Objective C

    我还可以再写去,因为今天我还没有感到很恶心。
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